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| Mick Jagger sure dances funny. (Amy Sancetta / Associated Press) |
Anyhow, the halftime show was basically tepid stuff. If you tell me the Rolling Stones are playing a televised, three-song gig, I'm betting the mortgage that two of those three songs are (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction and "Theme from Windows 95." I was right.
Anyhow, if Keith Richards is actually playing that guitar, then I'm Frodo. He stopped "playing" to cough at least five times. The "guitarist emeritus," I'm guessing, is not actually plugged into an amp.
Mick Jagger dances as he always does, and that style of dancing looks like he's waving flares to direct a plane onto the tarmac while taking a Tae-Bo class.

