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edlorah (view)

Hey Reg, why don't you legally adopt me and we can do a trial run to see how you like this parenting thing? I can drive already so I can get myself to little league games, soccer, rock concerts, and the bar down the street.

I don't take up much space and I pick up after myself. I will only use my outdoors voice outdoors and you and Mrs. Reg can spell words in front of me if you don't want me to know what you're talking about. I can also stay in a motel on Saturday nights so the two of you can have some "quality time".

Another bonus: I'm way past the diapering stage though you probably don't want to think this offer over for too long. I may be back there again before you know it.

Can I have my friends over?
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"It was done only for political reasons only anyway. "
posted 2007.04.16
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