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'Because we are free'....

The President announced today that MRSA has been found in Iran, France, and New York City- the latest 'Axis of Evil' according to the Bush administration. Bombing, occupation, and alcohol swabs to demonstrate 'shock and awe' to the pesky microbes will commence just as soon as Vice-President Cheney says so.

Several Bush Administration officials who disagree with the plan will go along with it until they can seal hefty book deals at which point they will no longer agree....

The American people meanwhile are lined up outside Circuit City trying to buy a 'Wii' for their grandchildren or are donating plasma in the governments new 'Body Fluids for Gasoline' exchange program...
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"It was done only for political reasons only anyway. "
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