"What? McCain is crazier than a rat in a shoebox."

I was thinking of doing some Howard Beale from Network here but you know I know it's bad, Ed, you don't have to tell me.

"I listened to him prate on about 'handling Cuba' the other day (for the benefit of an unfailingly rabid mob of Miami Cubans). He's a creepy little shill like his colleagues."

You'll get no argument from me. I hate the fact I'm thinking about this but...must stop Hillary...must not let the smear merchants continue to win...

"I don't get this 'integrity' thing with McCain. I've never seen it. He's only looking desirable because his competition is so irretrievably pathetic."

What to do then, right? For me, because I know that the people I would have voted for can not win I'm thinking I want to use my vote to try to make other people lose...what choice do I have, Ed? I want Hillary and Romney out of this race...this is the only goal I have left. Hell, I'm going to vote for Edwards in the primary...that's a done deal but we're talking general election here. Hillary should be tanking completely after what she did in the South Carolina debate...I mean what does this woman have to do to get people to understand what she is? Eat a child on live tv? I'm starting to think people would still vote for her...WHY? Edwards stock should have shot way up after that debate but I think he is still polling way behind Obama and Clinton...it's a joke and because I won't stay home and skip voting I have to vote for someone and how do I make my vote count the most? McCain could steal blue states from Hillary...if it's Romney and Hillary it'll be a down to the wire slugfest decided by something disgusting I'm sure. Trust me, I hate talking about any of this but I am looking at what the real options might be...and yeah, they suck.

"Careful Reg. It's closing time. You've had an awful lot to drink. That person across the bar who doesn't look half bad is going to look a lot different with the sun streaming in and falling across your bed in the morning...."

I love you, man! (Isn't that the line the drunk guy always says to his buddy?) You are 100% right! I know! Now, can I have a ride home because I don't think I can drive...