"I may cast my vote for McCain"

What? McCain is crazier than a rat in a shoebox. I listened to him prate on about 'handling Cuba' the other day (for the benefit of an unfailingly rabid mob of Miami Cubans). He's a creepy little shill like his colleagues.

I don't get this 'integrity' thing with McCain. I've never seen it. He's only looking desirable because his competition is so irretrievably pathetic.

Careful Reg. It's closing time. You've had an awful lot to drink. That person across the bar who doesn't look half bad is going to look a lot different with the sun streaming in and falling across your bed in the morning....