I could lend you my kids for a few weeks if you think you're tough enough. I've got a 6 year old girl who could reduce you to tears in minutes or have you laughing your head off even quicker. And I have an 8 year old girl who will make you do anything she wants you to, buy her anything she wants, wither you with a look and yet turn your heart to mush if it so pleases her, and then there's an 11 year old boy who thinks he Annekin Skywalker and would kick your arse all the way from here to Carlsberg on an x-box, and yet we have nothing absolutely nothing to fear from kids as Dan will imminently find out. As David says 'to children' - salute!