No, ..it’s true, you are. You are the cornucopia . . . n he is the cornucopacobana.

All that really matters is ‘the corn.’ Although Ed is head corn. … Or, is it ear corn.

Supremely corny, anyway.  That’d make Brad the copia: (L) copia, copiosus, laetus,

plenus, redundo; (E) copious, [as in: to exude grandiosity and bold glitter makeup and

assless chaps (with style & unbuttered dignity & ziggy stardust flare) liken to “Diamond

Dave” David Lee Roth . . .  but not well into middle-aged pattern balding and leading the

polka chorus in a rousing rendition of the Hokey Pokey or the..Chicken Dance, as it were]