David is going to flay you for those comments, you hirsute runt.
Or, you know, at least I will say he will.
Honestly, the thing you don't know, that you are really going to end up regretting discovering when we break it out on you is...David and I are masters of a particular type of torture...I mean, to the extent that once you have suffered through it, well, you are forever changed. Makes Chinese water torture, seem like a spa day with deep tissue massage.
We are masters of tickle torture, and man, once you've gone through it, you will be breaking out in a giggle at the most inappropriate times, little old lady falls down some stairs, you will uncontrollably chuckle. Your best friend loses their life savings and tells you they are destitute, you snicker as he stares at you in horror.
You will be a social pariah uncontrollably laughing while those around you are gob smacked at your behavior...and there is no cure.
