well, i'm one of the few moderates on this board, and i think we should tax only the rich and the very poor, increase spending on socialite programs, unilaterally disarm after we attack Switzerland, confiscate all privately-owned firearms and replace them with government-issue lemon juice squirt guns, keep Alaska pristine by having Palin give it to Putin for Purim, increase executive privilege and IQ requirement, drill only porn stars off the coast, open the borders AND barnes & nobles, declare either Spanglish or spandex our national language, and make drugs, abstinence, abortions, flag- saluting, bra-burning, the Rapture, gay marriages and Jesus mandatory, preferably simultaneously. and write in db for president.