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wellll...i don't want to let the cat out of the bag until all the necessary preparations are fully in place (soon, my darlings, soon), but let's just say there will be a height limit, one of those 'you must be this high to go on this ride' deals. if you don't measure up (or have other unfortunate genetic dilutions), you get to go on the other attraction, Mr. Toadberg's Wild Ride. also, wearing your platform shoes from the 70's will not be accepted. good luck. if you're close, perhaps we'll give you shot at making the height limit by providing you with a couple hours on the rack, limber you up a bit. overall admission is free, btw, with a complimentary Boxcar Shuttle service. we're nothing if not hellfull..sorry, helpful here.
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