Funny that you mention Townes, I've been on a Townes kick of late. Anyway, I wonder if Pat lies awake at night thinking he should have capped your sorry ass when he had the chance. Coulda put a stop to all your  whiney liberal editorializing and influencing the masses from your Hollywood pedestal. You know those rightwingnuts wanna take down anyone that even gets within spitting distance of Sean Penn nevermind fraternizes with the bastard. You should wear a bullet proof vest anytime you're near that fucker.

It is odd though ain't it that, you know, if you work in the entertainment industry just because that's your job you're not supposed to express an opinion about a damn thing.

But hey...they all already know you've brainwashed me into your own personal Manchurian Candidate. I await your next command. Hurry up though will ya...I can't just sit by the phone all day...is it ok if I go take a piss now...