I was either going to talk about what's been going on in my life or try and get your thoughts on some recent stories...I'll go for option two to start.

First, get your affairs in order because a supercomputer, that is a computer in a blue spandex suit with a red S on it, has predicted everything on earth, I mean everything, will be dead in 250 million years. This place will be no more than a steamy dustbowl. So, that's right around the corner. Not tomorrow, as Mick always predicts but 250 million years is close to tomorrow. 

I guess that will leave just Elon Musk, living on Mars with his brain implanted in the body of a robot made of titanium left. The robot and Musk's brain (which already seems to malfunction on a regular basis) will probably just be repeatedly walking into a rock wall at that point and repeating the phrase "I have reached singularity!" over and over.  

Plastic is being found in men's penises and they need to study what this means. They don't know how it got there but they are saying until they figure it out, don't eat or drink out of anything made of plastic. Kind of puts a whole new spin on the movie The Graduate. 

In 50 years the only bands that we grew up with that will be remembered will be The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and...wait for it...The Eagles. Not sure who figured that out, maybe Rick Beato and some of his pals while they were on a bender, but all of the songs will have been autotuned and won't sound much like they do now. They will be enhanced for audiences of that future timeframe. 

We'll be dead unless our plastic filled penises somehow increase our lifespans. 

Donald Trump desperately wants out of debating Joe Biden but so far has not come up with a suitable excuse to run away. Of course Trump and his weirdo minions are promoting the idea that Biden will be so loaded up with super drugs that there is no way Trump will be able to compete with him. Trump is saying this is all rigged and it's not fair that Joe is on drugs...I guess the playing field is even when it comes to plastic penises. 

The former New England Patriots football coach, 72 year old Bill Belichick was caught slipping out the backdoor of his 24 year old girlfriend's house half naked (I've seen the footage) on her Ring doorbell cam, pretty much confirming that Bill has a plastic penis and he still knows how to use it. It also shows even though he is no longer coaching, the guy is not slowing down. 

Feel free to comment on any of that. I thought Dan would have something to say about the topless Belichick video, but maybe he is saving that for football season.