I'm pretty sure that Steve had more than his share of marital woes. During a courtroom visitation rights hearing, his ex-wife reportedly said that he'd signed a birthday card to his daughter with "Happy Birthday, Best wishes from Steve Garvey." Now that's parent-child bonding!

The wife then moved from Steve to Marvin Hamlisch! What does that do to a guy's ego? The entertainer??

And furthermore, what's up with my neurons, and the surprising strength of the connections in my skull! I recall these inane details from the Carter Administration but I can't remember what I had for breakfast!

Peter T.