I think I started pissing off the big lizards when Kent was here. They have no use for me nor my sense of humor. 

Anyway, nobody is dancing around Joe Biden's penis, the Right Wingnuts worship his son's penis. It is Hunter Biden's penis they want to be able to stare at for weeks at a time. I don't know why they are so into his junk but Elon Musk, who I am pretty certain is a lizard based on the way he flicks his tongue, exposed that the Biden campaign requested that Twitter, a place where lizards like to gather, take down 5 posts that involved photos of Hunter's penis. 

This has Republicans enraged...erect maybe...because they love Hunter's weewee and do not like that they can't look at it on Twitter. Hunter now has the most searched for penis on the internet, surpassing Gordon Sumner's peepee which I think held the title of most searched for on the internet until 2020. 

And the people most searching for Hunter's wang are Republican men. They really are into dong, particularly Hunter's johnson. You would have thought they had plenty of time to save Hunter's dick pics to their "hard drives" but I guess they get a special thrill being able to Tweet a schlong. 

The perfect gift for Republican men this Christmas season is a framed photo of Hunter's penis. I am giving them to my neighbors down the street with the FUCK BIDEN sign and the guy with all the crazy Trump and Q signage. 

I have asked Hunter to autograph them. He has not yet responded to my request.