Lizards ate my tulip bulbs
Reg
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Giant shape shifting lizards, vampires, werewolves...what's a guy to do?
I guess the good news at the moment is that Hershel Walker, who is I think a vampire that wants to be a werewolf, was defeated by Reverend Warnock, easily a name as good as Professor Van Helsing, in Georgia which is a state overrun with vampires and werewolves and a smelly witch named Marjorie Greene.
Stephen King could be seen furiously scribbling notes for his next novel as Warnock drove a wooden stake through Walker's heart.
The lizards danced around a giant concrete recreation of Hunter Biden's penis while Elon Musk pooped on Sean Hannity who was squirming around on the ground naked and weeping as Tucker Carlson screamed obscenities while masturbating in front of a giant billboard of Lindsey Graham in a tutu playing with Donald Trump's nipples.
This was the scene in the good ol' US of A yesterday, Mick. Just like any other Tuesday.
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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Giant shape shifting lizards, vampires, werewolves...what's a guy to do?
I guess the good news at the moment is that Hershel Walker, who is I think a vampire that wants to be a werewolf, was defeated by Reverend Warnock, easily a name as good as Professor Van Helsing, in Georgia which is a state overrun with vampires and werewolves and a smelly witch named Marjorie Greene.
Stephen King could be seen furiously scribbling notes for his next novel as Warnock drove a wooden stake through Walker's heart.
The lizards danced around a giant concrete recreation of Hunter Biden's penis while Elon Musk pooped on Sean Hannity who was squirming around on the ground naked and weeping as Tucker Carlson screamed obscenities while masturbating in front of a giant billboard of Lindsey Graham in a tutu playing with Donald Trump's nipples.
This was the scene in the good ol' US of A yesterday, Mick. Just like any other Tuesday.
–--
'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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