Right after the FBI executed the search warrant at Mar-a-Lago, the Russians glowingly announced they had beat the FBI to the information Trump had stolen and had all of it. This was either to make Trump and the United States look like a joke or maybe, they did have a spy at Mar-a-Lago in May of 2021, they did get everything Trump stole and have had it for some time. 

Russian TV was having all kinds of laughs over the FBI searching Mar-a-Lago for info they claim they already got from Trumpty Dumpty. 

It gets even better though, and this is so stupid and Trump-like it could be true, Trump has opened a "45" bar at Trump Tower and on display in the bar, which is like a Hard Rock Cafe except filled with Trump memorabilia from his presidency, is an empty folder marked classified, which Trump quite obviously took and is now displaying there. This is fantastically funny because the actual excuse for Trump stealing a bunch of classified documents and folders is he wants to have a chain of 45 bars in Red States obviously, and he wanted to display the classified materials and folders in his bars. 

It is actually so amazingly dumb this actually screams Donald Trump. This guy liked to show off that he actually looked at classified information, even if he did not understand it, and would while he was president actually babble classified information to people to impress them that he knew these things. It's truly hilarious even if it is criminal and he likely has ended up getting people killed from doing it. 

So, we may all be headed for hell in a handbasket but damn it, this shit is off the wall funny. Trump may have packed boxes full of anything he could find that said TOP SECRET on it so he could use it for knickknacks in his bars. You really can't make stuff that good up. 

Quite honestly, this is the bar we should have had Pat and Marc's birthday party at. Bonus if we could get David to show up there as he lives in the city I think. Missed opportunity if there ever was one.