Icon Funny you didn't mention vampires Reg?
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yeah, you know that apparently another version of Salem's Lot is coming out 22/9 (that's 9/22 to you guys) I was surfing (yeah that's right surfing..Stephen King's website). So...apparently it is a movie when you and I both know IT IS A DOCUMENTARY. Reg the thing is i've looked after you from these incessant bloodsuckers and now you have to deal with the fact that it appears they re being mythified. 

i have suggested you get a tattoo on your neck saying 'bugger off...vampires...' as a way of deterring these creatures from trying to bite you. Maybe you did...maybe you didn't...the thing is...if you qualify it by saying that I am banishing them...'bugger off Mick has my back so dont bite my neck'...you could be safe...

it might be a controversial tattoo...but it might save you a lot of unnecessary attention? what do you think? 

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