You're not trying to tell me in some roundabout way that we can't have Greenland are you?

I have seen that video of that woman having a good laugh at how stupid Trump is but what does that have to do with purchasing Greenland? Sure, Trump wants to put up a Trump tower and cover Greenland with golf courses after he declares all current residents "illegals" and has them deported, probably to Ireland, but you know what Vince Lombardi always said "If you are going to make an omelette you have to break some eggs." or, you know, break some skulls of those "Greenlanders."

Is that what they call themselves there? I mean, there can't be many there, right? There are probably only 5 people living in Greenland. Our amazing border patrol militia and the "Bikers for Trump" could round them up in under 10 minutes...once they figure out where Greenland actually is, of course.