So, as Peter has noted here this Trump crime saga would be a fairly wild movie and probably really fun to cast. Rudy has now been brought in and while it appears he is not there to provide any useful legal advice he is there to go on TV and I guess talk to Donald Trump's absolutely oblivious base and tell them total fairy tales.

However, amidst the nonsense he spewed about not being able to bother a sitting president...because he is too busy golfing, watching TV while live tweeting FOX shows and spending millions of taxpayer dollars to hang out at Mar-a-Lago...and how you can't go after a woman (Ivanka) if she is involved in criminal activity because...well...she's a woman...he did manage to utter a new bit of truth that Team Trump has up to now not wanted to admit.

However, in telling this truth, if it does in fact pan out to be true because you never know until they provide the evidence, he made out both Donald Trump and Michael Cohen to be liars...because this is not at all what they have said.

Now, why admit something like this now that shows Cohen (who is under criminal investigation and is in a lot of trouble) and Trump have been lying their asses off up to this point? Well, because these idiots finally were able to understand after a year that paying hush money to a porn star you were banging and not claiming it as a campaign donation is a campaign finance violation...a crime. Also because Cohen is now going to have to answer this question for real in his SDNY case he will need to tell the truth about it...or face perjury charges. See with money...there is always a trail. You can't lie because they will know and have hard evidence of your lying.

So, what did Rudy say that had not been said until now? He said Trump made the payment to Stormy Daniels which he laundered/"funneled" through a law firm. This, of course, means Trump was lying on Air Force One when he said he knew nothing about the payment.

It also means Cohen was lying when he said he made the payment out of his own pocket by committing bank fraud by taking a loan from a bank for house repairs which he was really using as hush money to a porn star Trump had sex with and also as an illegal unreported campaign donation, which he claimed Trump never paid him back for, which was wired into an account related to the Trump campaign (which constitutes wire fraud and possible money laundering charges).

Now, if you have read all that and not thought "Holy shit are these guys dumb!" then I am not sure you are thinking...but I can tell you this...they sure were not thinking.

Even the idiotic Sean Hannity was shocked (or maybe pretending) when Rudy admitted Trump was the one that paid Stormy. Hannity had to sit there and eat that his god and hero Donald J. Trump has been lying all this time about banging and paying hush money to a porn star. Oops!

I know...somebody here can now slam me about the fact that there is nothing surprising about Trump banging porn stars. The guy loves hookers, porn stars, bunnies, and banging his friends wives (all of this constitutes "first class pussy" to the Donald in his words) and they would be right this is of course not a surprise...what is the surprise is that they had Rudy Giuliani go on TV and admit it to that buffoon Sean Hannity. OK, they probably did this on Hannity because he would of course not follow up with "You mean Donald and Michael have been lying all this time?" because...well...Hannity is just an entertainer who loves the smell of Trump's ass.

This is the fun part and so far the only thing Rudy has done of note in the Trump crime saga. I don't know if they will give Rudy more fun stuff to do or not but this was a hilarious little errand.

So, why did they suddenly have Rudy go on Hannity and admit Trump paid off the porn star he banged to keep her quiet?

Well, simple really...with Cohen under criminal investigation they can't cover-up the money trail so the truth will come out and two, the stories that both Cohen and Trump idiotically told implicated them in a series of crimes which they are now trying to find a way out of by saying Trump himself made the payment. If Trump made the payment then they could eliminate, possibly, the campaign finance violation because Trump could contribute any amount of his own money to his campaign.

This does a couple of interesting things. It means Trump now has to provide proof he made the payment and how he did so. It also means Trump can no longer tweet or go on TV or in any way continue to claim he knows nothing about Stormy Daniels or having sex with her right after his wife Melania gave birth to their son Baron.

Rudy put it out there that it's all true. I think most of us would also agree now that if Melania wanted to divorce Donny the dumb and take him to the cleaners (have to take into account Stormy was not the only woman he was banging right after she gave birth to their son) she'd be absolutely in the right to do so.

I wonder how Donny is taking all this? I mean a porn star has just been pummeling him to the extent that he now has to admit everything. He can't like that.