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Peter T. (view)

to raise enough funds for Ed and Reg to grapple somewhere in the middle of the country, say, a Nebraska cornfield, all for the purpose of reenacting that memorable brawl. Possible event titles:

The Donnybrook in Dakota City

The Melee in Minatare

or possibly the Fracas in Fort Calhoun.

The pay-per-view revenue could run into double-digit territory. The opportunity to see Reg tugging at Ed's infamous skivvies as he applies the "Mount Wachusett Wedgie" will surely traumatize the on-looking corn farmers. Corn production will tank, prices will skyrocket, and hello double-dip recession.

Peter T.
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