That made me laugh out loud. That is this board to a tee. The only thing that would make it more apt is if somebody came in at some point and hit the poor disgruntled striped-shirted poet fellow with a brick when he started getting going. And Marc, if you think youve grown since your youth, think again. Calcification is not growth, anymore than kudzu strangling a tree is. The kudzu grows, the tree dies. Then when the tree dies, the kudzu? Well, the prognosis isn't good in that situation. Just travel to Phoenix and you;ll see it.