Hey Pat. Everybody knows that you didn't invent the name 'Osama' for Obama. I mean that takes the Mark Twain-like stature and humor of a Rush or a B.O. Reilly to invent something that side-splittingly clever... (Sorry, I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type just thinking about it ...! Haaa!)

Now everyone knows you're..... funny, Pat, but you're no Rush. It's going to be a long election year and you really need to come up with a name for Obama of your own. One that is both deeply insulting, that undermines his credibility but that also glides easily around the tongue: one catchy enough to become a household word! Unfortunately, Rush and O'Reilly got the good one 'Osama'... (Hahaha! 'Osama'...Jeez. Just cracks me up!)

Don't give up hope though Pat. With a little brainstorming (and i know how well-equipped you are for that) the possibilities are endless. For example, let's take 'bama'. (That's the funniest part of his name) and pair it with other hated dictators like 'Hitlerbama', or 'Stalinbama', or wait... I got it... 'Maobama'. You get the idea! Pretty easy huh? Okay, your turn, And don't post again until you come up with something... really original.