Sarah just chastised me for insulting you and calling you names. To which I say, I fart in your general direction.

David would you remind this Sarah person that this is a site for grown ups...one doesn't post here without taking the risk that someone is going to expose one's neurosis. This is congruent with your music. But I'm trying to figure out what was your one hit. My daughter Isobel would offer it was 'If Only', she's 9 and can sing all the lyrics. My wife thinks its 'Lucas Reilly' that one gets to her big time...I don't dare tell her it was about you rogering some bird on the sly...you dirty bastard (ha ha only kidding!) But I didn't realise you had a hit. I thought I was into a genuine no-hit wonder artist called David Baerwald. Now I'm shocked and have to go cry into my pint of perry. (BTW Dan the S'bridge beer festival is already sold out which Paul S told me about y'day. He's still in shock cos he and his wife hasn't got a ticket, but I haven't either tho' I'm in Connemara that week!). Overall it's been that kind of week...