My step is plenty springy in the morning. So springy in fact that I'm now up to over 20 sheets a day. It's my way of flipping off Sheryl Crow.
My mood is usually upbeat in the morning. But there are times when I'm driving to work, obeying the speed limits, letting people enter in front of me, you know just being an all around nice guy, when all of a sudden two or three assholes will cut me off, or pass me on the right or flip me off for not going 90 mph. They all seem to have a "Kerry/Edwards" or a "Save the Earth" sticker on their Hummer too.
Pricks.
