I was being droll and I did read most of it. Very interesting.

I had an experience in my early days, different but similar. I would have to have to call it a UFO sighting, given that UFO means unidentified. I was camping out, with a friend, in my own back yard. It was the wee ours and I had to go wee. I walked to my side yard and let it go, as I stood there I was watching the sky when I noticed what looked like a satallite zooming through the heavens. Now this would seem normal except that at one point the object came straight toward my horizon until it was about the size of the harvest moon , it was solid orange, no blinky lights or any sound. I stood there and stared and wondered if I should try to wake up my friend. I wondered if "it" or "they" were looking at me, I wondered if I was in danger. I decided that I should try to get my pal and no sooner then I made that decision, the object shot straight back into it's far away position in space and resumed it's course across the sky.

I know what I saw, it was no dream. I was way too young to be experimenting with drugs or alcohol.