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[I hope u’ll] Forgive this double post to an alternate thread. 

Would've deleted the other one but the delete prompt has timed-out.

That other ire affecting thread inspires so little humor, really,

…& failed humor was not my intention with the wisecrack, hence…

 

[this hiccup; with an addendum]

 

Abstract pun:

 

The people of America are all lumped together into two big ace rounded-out portions of one arbitrary swinging sack; …just dangled there out of the way but mostly in harms way when in motion and pretty much deemed useless except in the production of revenues & creative [marketing] gratification juices:  So the bulk sum of the American people are, in effect, the balls, the nuts, …the juevos. 

 

The controlling class of America is the stiff and rigid, wanton and insatiable pulsing blue blood engorged, thinking for themselves alone with an arrogant sense of impunity & little to no remorse or guilt of any kind to be a hindrance to their omnipotent, all-knowing need to stick it into something NOW:  So the American govmt, civilian/military industrial complex, powers that be, yada-yada-yada, don’t we love to be in the service of THEM, are the Dick.  Apropos, …the name:  Dick.

 

So the Dick’s going to get itself all into the sweetspot of it; …ride ‘em hard & put ‘em away wet, …& yeahhhhh baby! is it going to be fun fun fun for ol’ Dick.  But, in the end, after all’s climaxed, said & done, penetrated & damaged, plundered & punished to the benefit of said Dick…,

 

…it’ll be the balls (those industrious & easy going, fun lovin weekend-partying participants, …just rockin’ to and fro manufacturing the heady joy juices, …that will ~~ & without the remorse or repentance of the big ace fckin’ Dick ~~

 

surely get KICKED, squarely…& with a vengeance.

 

~~+~~=~~~~~~~~

 

& then m’ genuinely groovy & raspberry smellin’ bride & joy 

read the jibe & didn’t even chuckle (which knocked me out

a bit,‘cuz I was shooting for irony, humorist-poignant, a laugh).

 

Somebody here said [paraphrase]: It’s tough sometimes to get across

 

the laughs apart from serious posts by means of the written language.

 

Hey, …this is a pretty gnarly planet since the advent of the bomb, who could argue;

…& I have to actually imagine there are some very capable & benevolent theatre-creative & mathematical wiz kid natured folks all out there with…degrees of talent & intellect

…knockin @ the doors & portholes of some very self-sustaining movers & shakers

 

& getting things ready to set some good quality patching-up processes in motion/

in the company of those who’d rather it stays nasty & industrially economic

 

& competitive.  Like a moot paradox.  …What more than to suppose, …

“…So be it.”  & fill the time w/meaningful work & some good humor

 

I’m not even the hoi-polloi…but a moot part of the great grandsons

of hoi polloi’s children &, much like my neighbors, I’d like to see

this entire country’s best human/community interests be made

whole again, if at all possible.  …Many panelists herein…

have posted a fitting whole-lot of thought provoking ad.

 

(Doubly whole 4 the people’s best interests I feel.)

In regards to th’ above pun & it’s rambling twin:

I dig this board & respectfully apologize to the

Ladies, & soft underbellied gents, for th’

rather obscene conduct, raw humor &

clever lack of good manners contained

in this attempt @ poignant political humor.

 

Not to make light of it all by calling it ad.

It’s just that everything is ad nowadays

& often it’s poignant and sometimes

it’s

a belly laugh & other times a cry

& then certainly others are well-

intended gifts of human-interest-

&-current-event articles for talk

 

sake.

 

Other times, to me, it’s the liberty to

Read & reply to pertinent [lyrical] shidt

posted here, bigheartedly, by db et al.

& what a heck-of-a-worthy lot o’

libatious living liberties it iz

to hang onto and

call ‘em

Bill.

 

 

[…I really was aiming 4 funny….]

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intellectually masturbatin while the radio was playin
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