F Espn. If that channel hadn't become so enthralled with behemouth ballplayers it could have done something about it. Like state the obvious when suddenly everyone had 20" biceps. Or, for heavens sake, do some real sports reporting... oh that's right, Dick Schaap is dead so the last of that breed is gone. So, instead of any real stories they tell us what the owner of a team is doing - like that matters to anyone.

And then there's the way MLB keeps dinking around with the fabrication of the baseballs being used. Could we get a little consistency so we can even determine what the hell a home run even means anymore?

And now espn has ridden the great baseball resurgance, raking cash all along the way. So they can commision works like the one quoted, now that they are now so obviously anti-performance enhancement.

And how quaint that the author makes a Tupac reference. Bald black men make such fine examples!

Stick an asterisk on that.