>An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St. Peter at the
>Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling
>screams.
>
>"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's just someone having the
>holes
>bored in their shoulder blades for the wings."
>
>The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
>conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more bloodcurdling screams.
>
>"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "NOW what's happening?"
>
>"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having their head drilled to
>fit the halo."
>
>"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to Hell."
>
>''You can't go there," says St. Peter, "you'll be raped and sodomized."
>
>"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!"