***How much of Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers/Eminem's stuff have you listened to?***

None, dog. And it ain't gonna happen.

***How about the 2x4 upside the snort's head? Selling pounds and pounds of coke?***

Not a good thing. That's why we read how our favorite writer finally realizes this life will kill him sooner or later and there are more important things in life than violence and drugs and hanging with thugs. In other words, he grew up. He matured. Maybe your other favorite writer will do the same with the success of this movie. If not then maybe there'll be another dead rap star.

***Just because someone's pregnant doesn't mean they don't need killing!***

I'll assume you were joking with this statement.

*** What is making the world uglier is how people seem to be losing their ability to think about things themselves and stand up for what they believe in.***

So if I think Eminem is nothing more than a skid mark on the underwear of society, and I have the balls to stand up people who enjoy listening to his "message" then I'm making the world a better place? Finally, we've agreed on something.

***If you send me your address I'll send you a sampler of what you've been missing.***

Keep it. I don't want to hear it. I'd rather listen to something that makes me feel good. "Young Anymore" is playing right now. Now there's a message for you.