Who do I have to sleep with to get DB to tour down here? (... and if someone tells me that he has and I missed it I'll be pissed :-)  This type of thing happens to me as my ear isn't always to the gound.)  Does he still tour extensively or semi-so?

i think if you want to see him you'll have to wait a while and you'll have to go to America..he doesn't do Australia or the Shire or anywhere else...at least you haven't missed somehting that didn't happen...it would be worse to miss somehthing that did happen...I used to whine a lot about him being so insular then I grew up and faced reality he fucking hates us non-Yanks