Oh, here is a grand picture of our VP...

I just love when older, fat white guys do things like handling guns to show their manliness....

And isn't it something how a "man" like this can find it in  himself to question the patriotism of others when he once said during the Vietnam war that he had "other priorities" when avoiding his own service....

I pledge we all pony up money for a plane ticket to send Dick to a country where he can play with all the guns he wants for real.....