FOX has offered to give Janet Jackson's breast it's own show. It'll be a half hour sitcom where Janet's nipple keeps causing all sorts of problems due to it's proclivity for popping out at the wrong moment. You know shows like...Janet goes for a job interview and just as they are about to offer her the job...boing...the nipple pops out...

Janet meets a new guy and is worried that during their date that her pesky nipple will explode from it's confines...and...boing...during dinner at the restaurant...out pops the nipple...

Janet gets invited to her high school reunion...sure enough...boing...out comes the nipple...ahh the comedy...

New neighbors move in next door and Janet wants to make the right impression but oh no...boing....there's that dang nipple again...

you get the idea...Jerry Stiller will of course play her crusty grouchy dad...who always gets angry that her nipple ruins everything!