that's my America! flipping out over a nipple! yes!
because the human body is dirty and shameful, and nipples are BAD ('cept when they're used to sell product). so here's some footage of people dying instead. God bless us!
because 'Standards and Practices' deemed it unfit for the audience - but farting horses, bestiality references, crotch bites and endless ads for boner pills are just fine. MoveOn's ad would have caused too much controversy, you know.
and the SF Chron ran that nonsense top of the front page. i mean, really. it's almost like they want to distract us from what's really... nah, couldn't be. say, what time is American Idol on?
