I hope you took a cautious approach to the jukebox around him then. Or next time we meet up are we going to be doing this:

David: See that right there (unbuttons shirt), Willy Deville, bad juke box decision 1987.

Mick: (drops trousers to show his hindquarters) I can beat that. December 2023, David took a bite out of my ass for my comments about Joe Biden. 

Reg: Ah, see this. (sticks out index finger) 

(David and Mick lean in for a closer look)

David: I'm not sure I see anything at all. 

Mick: Is that the one you shove up your arse?

Reg: No, that's the number of times I'm going to tell you to stop pulling down your pants when we are out in a bar, Mick. One fucking time.