Yes, Danny Bongo. If you are going to do battle with some nut to save democracy wouldn't you want to be fighting a guy named Danny Bongo?

OK, his name is Dan Bongino, but I personally like Danny Bongo better. Plus it suits him. Have you ever gone to a party and some idiot sits there beating on a bongo drum and just won't stop no matter what else is going on and how many times you tell him to knock that shit off until you have to go all John Belushi on him and smash the bongo drum and then apologize to your friend for smashing his bongo drum because you could not get the idiot to stop playing it?

Well, Danny Bongo would sit on FOX news beating the living shit out of his bongo drum until he would piss off somebody like Geraldo Rivera and a fight would break out because Danny was such a goddamn noisy idiot with no rhythm but he would bash away on his bongo just to create loud stupid cacophony. 

So, yeah, Danny Bongo. Plus one night while drinking FOX was on the TV in the bar and one of my friends said "What the fuck is wrong with this Danny Bongo guy?" and then we pondered smashing the TV.

Well, Danny Bongo has been fired. Next up hopefully they fire Maria Fartaroma and Jeanine "I can't stand the truth so watch me" Pirouette. I know that is childish as all get out but Donald Trump was our president and he is calling one of the guys he may end up running against Puddin' Fingers so I can make up dumb names too. It's only fair. 

You've got Putin and his nukes, we're swimming in a cesspool of idiocy. So, forgive me, my mind is on vacation but my mouth is working overtime.