What? Noah is lore? Like Lord of the Rings? And I've been so totally thrilled about the release of historical documents on the true account of Noah. All that anticipation for nothing? And in the trailer Noah looks so much like Russel Crowe. They had me at Crowe. Just like that one gladiator who kicked Caesar's ass but then died at the end of a cheap shot and floated blissfully off to see his wife and kid in the country..