Hey Kyle!!!

Sorry you're under the weather.  But I'd rather light a candle than curse the darkness, so here's a list of fun things to do to cause mischief while in hospital.

1. Refer to the head nurse as the Concierge.

2. Request lo-carb morphine.

3. Remind your surgeon to wash her/his hands.

4. When the intercom goes off in the middle of the night, yell, "I'll get that! It's for me!"

5.  Tell your roommate that it's your birthday everyday. 

6.  If they have to shave anything, tell them to leave the sideburns.

I'll try to think of more later.

PRH