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Dear IT Helpdesk,
>
> 18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
> which I
> had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
> conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try
> and run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
>
> To make matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
> other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and
Playboy
> 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
>
> I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and
left
> a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
> weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at

> the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected
> each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.
>
> I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this
> product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.
>
> While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does
come
> bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003.
>
> Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
> very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically
> stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then
> resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
>
> Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and
> can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter
> products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
> problem is.
>
> Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
> requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
> which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns
> unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.
>
> Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often

> crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
> MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
>
> Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could
be
> problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0

> detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before
> uninstalling itself.
>
> Any ideas?
>
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