it sure isn't the goddam message goddam board that's for goddam sure when it goddam takes 3 goddam mins 54 goddam seconds to open the goddam thing...

good luck to the golfers of america and europe tomorrow in the ryder cup...rather them than me...to put me up there in the middle of nowhere trying to whack the shit out of a lil' 'ol golf ball is a fate worse than death...yeah they get lots of money but ...fuck the clothes they have to wear...