Who is going to win the nomination?  That is easy!  It is I, Satan Puppet!

After all, who is in a better position to win, once it becomes clear that Hillary's dark plans include scuttling the other candidates this year, so that she can win in 2008? 

She knows she cannot win this time, and it is I, Satan Puppet, who told her as much!

I, Satan Puppet, will tell you one thing.  And that is that this woman of whom we speak is abnormally fond of getting her moisture-cream-soft hand deep inside of me, Satan Puppet!!!!

So would you be if you had the chance, feeble voter, but you do not!  I, Satan Puppet, constrict my velvet insides only upon the hands of the powerful, and the most distinctly damned.

But never let it be said that I, Satan Puppet, discriminate!  On election day, where-ever you are, you can be sure that I, Satan Puppet, will help guide your hand to the right choice.

Don't waste your vote!  Give your vote over to me, Satan Puppet!

Signed,

Satan Puppet