Nah nah nah...it's tehran Dave's website innit. Look here someone was raving about Nora fucking Jones and I as a result got my hopes up about the quality of this here nora and then incidentally heard her on radio 2 and thought what a load of shit...what fucking bland crap. my heart went out to the poor bastards who think she's good and i really felt a pang of despair that these here folks could be so desperate that they'd rave about shit like that. oh dear god no...reg you couldn't drink your way out of a paper bag.

remember folks keep it clean and keep it country

Dave by the way apart from all the crap andrea's been feeding you about water and vitamins and looking after yourself on tour here's my advice for when you're on the road...

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion; you must set yourself on fire."

shame on you lot for not gloating about the USA's great win over Portugal in the world cup