We choose at this time to reveal that KentDB is, correct in his assessment of all things. In doing so, we acknowledge the close ties of KentDB to the CIA and other intelligence gathering organisations. He knows what he is talking about, and we, the CIA, now turn and stand behind him. Yes, most of the Earth's population is about to perish of small pox. This would be clear to anyone who cared to decode the messages hidden in the hit media vehicle "Smalltown." No one is superman, after all. Also look for clues in the hairstyles of Ted Koppel, Geraldo Rivera, or Bill O'Reilly.
Additionally, if you will casually direct your attention to the nub beneath each dinner plate stacked neatly in your kitchen cabinet, you will see a small, almost wart-like growth just next to the microscopic camera. This is a bit of DNA which we removed from KentDB at an earlier abduction opportunity. We now come forth to explain that within the lizardine recesses of KentDB's feverish brain, the "solci" if you will, are stored some truths so haunting that only repeated, daily washing inside of multitudinous dishwashing machines, preferably using Calgon, can cleanse even the smallest speck of his grey matter from what we, the CIA, have inevitably (and yet predictably, really) infused within it.
Because you will be curious, we also choose to part with the following shocking update: THE FUTURE WILL NOT BE PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We advise immediate action.
Regretfully yours,
The CIA
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We choose at this time to reveal that KentDB is, correct in his assessment of all things. In doing so, we acknowledge the close ties of KentDB to the CIA and other intelligence gathering organisations. He knows what he is talking about, and we, the CIA, now turn and stand behind him. Yes, most of the Earth's population is about to perish of small pox. This would be clear to anyone who cared to decode the messages hidden in the hit media vehicle "Smalltown." No one is superman, after all. Also look for clues in the hairstyles of Ted Koppel, Geraldo Rivera, or Bill O'Reilly.
Additionally, if you will casually direct your attention to the nub beneath each dinner plate stacked neatly in your kitchen cabinet, you will see a small, almost wart-like growth just next to the microscopic camera. This is a bit of DNA which we removed from KentDB at an earlier abduction opportunity. We now come forth to explain that within the lizardine recesses of KentDB's feverish brain, the "solci" if you will, are stored some truths so haunting that only repeated, daily washing inside of multitudinous dishwashing machines, preferably using Calgon, can cleanse even the smallest speck of his grey matter from what we, the CIA, have inevitably (and yet predictably, really) infused within it.
Because you will be curious, we also choose to part with the following shocking update: THE FUTURE WILL NOT BE PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We advise immediate action.
Regretfully yours,
The CIA
Additionally, if you will casually direct your attention to the nub beneath each dinner plate stacked neatly in your kitchen cabinet, you will see a small, almost wart-like growth just next to the microscopic camera. This is a bit of DNA which we removed from KentDB at an earlier abduction opportunity. We now come forth to explain that within the lizardine recesses of KentDB's feverish brain, the "solci" if you will, are stored some truths so haunting that only repeated, daily washing inside of multitudinous dishwashing machines, preferably using Calgon, can cleanse even the smallest speck of his grey matter from what we, the CIA, have inevitably (and yet predictably, really) infused within it.
Because you will be curious, we also choose to part with the following shocking update: THE FUTURE WILL NOT BE PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We advise immediate action.
Regretfully yours,
The CIA
