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: : : Smiling Willie Nelson Reflects On A Lifetime Of Weed And Women
: : : LUCK , TX� Taking a long, slow drag off a joint, country-music legend Willie Nelson reflected on a lifetime of weed and women Monday. "I've had some pretty fine times," said a smiling Nelson between hits at his West Texas ranch. "And some pretty fine ladies. Some of the names have escaped me, but the memories never will." Nelson then retired to his backyard, where he drank beer and strummed his favorite guitar while watching the sun go down.
: : : OK, so it's from the Onion.
: Fuck me i can't wait to read his biography..it must contain the whole gamut of human emotion and strife eh? Monday smkoed a joint got laid...tuesday...same again...is that it Willie? is that the sum total of your existence and philosophy. What a waste...and where is the onion David prithee?
Hey Mick...getting laid and smoking a joint everyday, boy that sounds pretty good to me. You see Willie does much more that as the day moves along. He is usually done with his reefer and his booty call by 10:00am and then he is ready to take on the day. After writing out his daily check to the IRS he quickly launches into the process of filling up his trunk with anywhere from 4 to 10 pounds of weed. That way if he gets pulled over he will be sure to make the papers. Hell sometimes he does the cops a favor and simply falls asleep in the middle of the highway. After posting bail its down to the local tavern for some beer and yet even more weed. And mind you he has the good stuff. After eating a large meal, no doubt inspired by all of the weed he takes a long nap. After that its hours of beautification in front of his cabin's mirror. As you can see he leads a charmed life.
Robert
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: : : News In Brief
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: : : Smiling Willie Nelson Reflects On A Lifetime Of Weed And Women
: : : LUCK , TX� Taking a long, slow drag off a joint, country-music legend Willie Nelson reflected on a lifetime of weed and women Monday. "I've had some pretty fine times," said a smiling Nelson between hits at his West Texas ranch. "And some pretty fine ladies. Some of the names have escaped me, but the memories never will." Nelson then retired to his backyard, where he drank beer and strummed his favorite guitar while watching the sun go down.
: : : OK, so it's from the Onion.
: Fuck me i can't wait to read his biography..it must contain the whole gamut of human emotion and strife eh? Monday smkoed a joint got laid...tuesday...same again...is that it Willie? is that the sum total of your existence and philosophy. What a waste...and where is the onion David prithee?
Hey Mick...getting laid and smoking a joint everyday, boy that sounds pretty good to me. You see Willie does much more that as the day moves along. He is usually done with his reefer and his booty call by 10:00am and then he is ready to take on the day. After writing out his daily check to the IRS he quickly launches into the process of filling up his trunk with anywhere from 4 to 10 pounds of weed. That way if he gets pulled over he will be sure to make the papers. Hell sometimes he does the cops a favor and simply falls asleep in the middle of the highway. After posting bail its down to the local tavern for some beer and yet even more weed. And mind you he has the good stuff. After eating a large meal, no doubt inspired by all of the weed he takes a long nap. After that its hours of beautification in front of his cabin's mirror. As you can see he leads a charmed life.
Robert
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: : : Smiling Willie Nelson Reflects On A Lifetime Of Weed And Women
: : : LUCK , TX� Taking a long, slow drag off a joint, country-music legend Willie Nelson reflected on a lifetime of weed and women Monday. "I've had some pretty fine times," said a smiling Nelson between hits at his West Texas ranch. "And some pretty fine ladies. Some of the names have escaped me, but the memories never will." Nelson then retired to his backyard, where he drank beer and strummed his favorite guitar while watching the sun go down.
: : : OK, so it's from the Onion.
: Fuck me i can't wait to read his biography..it must contain the whole gamut of human emotion and strife eh? Monday smkoed a joint got laid...tuesday...same again...is that it Willie? is that the sum total of your existence and philosophy. What a waste...and where is the onion David prithee?
Hey Mick...getting laid and smoking a joint everyday, boy that sounds pretty good to me. You see Willie does much more that as the day moves along. He is usually done with his reefer and his booty call by 10:00am and then he is ready to take on the day. After writing out his daily check to the IRS he quickly launches into the process of filling up his trunk with anywhere from 4 to 10 pounds of weed. That way if he gets pulled over he will be sure to make the papers. Hell sometimes he does the cops a favor and simply falls asleep in the middle of the highway. After posting bail its down to the local tavern for some beer and yet even more weed. And mind you he has the good stuff. After eating a large meal, no doubt inspired by all of the weed he takes a long nap. After that its hours of beautification in front of his cabin's mirror. As you can see he leads a charmed life.
Robert
