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As a postscript to the above, may I add that I have an infected eardrum and am very high on Vicodin.

Once I was on a plane flying out of Rochester NY. About twenty minutes after we reached cruising speed, we suddenly dropped like a rock for about five thousand feet. I, having my lordly and enlightened view on my own death, smiled smugly at the panicking passengers, and reveled in their screams,
while approaching my death in peace.
I said as much to the woman I was traveling with after we'd landed safely, and she said "Bullshit, there was one person screaming and it was you!"

So there you go.
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