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We go out, but instead of a sport coat we wear bullet proof jackets. They are very stylish here, if a bit heavy. I have them in several colors so that I can match them with the rest of my outfit, but of course, black goes with everything, and I like a nice dark gray, and a dark shade of blue as well. 

We don't have children wear bullet proof clothing though, when we tried that here the mass shooters union got very upset and threatened to sue anybody that dressed their kids in bullet proof clothing. They said that was not fair and the kids already had enough special treatment when they were saved from being aborted as a fetus. Once they are out in the real world proper, they need to learn they are targets and can be gunned down at any second. It's basically part of their physical fitness training, getting them to run faster and find a desk or something large to hide under quickly. 

I mean, when I was a kid and parents would have "that talk" with their child it was always about sex, now it comes at about 3-5 years old and it is about how we have to allow shooters to get their shot at them and all we can do is tell them we have hopes and prayers that they miss. Nothing bullet proof will be issued to them until they are 21 years old.

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