My god Reg! David was going to (mistakenly) kill your brother a while back and now you’re thanking him for comparing you to a newspaper. Let me tell you he wouldn’t have stopped at your brother. David would have killed every Trump supporting gun owner in the street with his bare hands.

And the neighbours chickens too. Especially the Trump supporting Uruk hai chickens. dead trump chickens at your doorstep.

Run! Run you fool!  run while you can! (For that last bit imagine Gandalf clinging to the ledge in the mines of Moria and you being wild eyed and innocent) sort of panic running with hobbit feet and short pants and a copy of the New York Times hanging off your arse with a few goblin arrows in it.