Sorry - I'm with Dale on this one - trying to pull "facts" out of a Joke piece is a losing proposition.
But, before I give the impression I'm listing to the right...

BUSH/CHENY BUMPER STICKERS!!!

 Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism
 Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.
 Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!
 Bush/Cheney '04: In your heart, you know they're technically correct.

 Bush/Cheney '04: Less CIA -- More CYA
 Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism
 Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.
 Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.

 Bush/Cheney: Asses of Evil
 Don't think. Vote Bush!
 George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt
 George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There

 Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!
 Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!
 Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!
 Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind

 Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex!
 Bush/Cheney '04: Or else.
 Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.
 Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!

 Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!
 Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!
 Bush/Cheney: 1984 Now
 George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency

 George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot
 Let them eat yellowcake! Vote Bush!
 Peace & Prosperity Suck -- Big-Time
 Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"

 Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts -- for me!"
 Vote Bush in '04: "Because I'm the President, that's why!"
 Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier.
 WWJB: Who would Jesus Bomb?