I Don't Watch Fox News

Sam-I-Am:

Would you watch it in a box?

Would you watch it with a fox?

Not-Fan-Man:

I would not watch it in a box.

I would not watch it with a fox.

I do not watch Fox News, Sam-I-Am.

Sam-I-Am:

Would you watch it in a house?

Would you watch it with a mouse?

Not-Fan-Man:

I would not watch it in a house.

I would not watch it with a mouse.

I do not watch it here or there.

I do not watch it anywhere.

Sam-I-Am:

Would you watch it in the rain?

Would you watch it on a train?

Not-Fan-Man:

Not in the rain, not on a train,

Not in a box, not with a fox.

I would not watch it in a house,

I would not watch it with a mouse.

I do not watch Fox News, Sam-I-Am.

Sam-I-Am:

Would you watch it with a goat?

Would you watch it on a boat?

Not-Fan-Man:

Not with a goat, not on a boat.

Not in the rain, not on a train.

Not in a box, not with a fox.

Not in a house, not with a mouse.

I do not watch it here or there.

I do not watch it anywhere.

Sam-I-Am:

You may like it, you will see.

Just give it a chance, and then tell me.

Not-Fan-Man:

Sam, if you let me be,

I will try it, and then you'll see.

[Not-Fan-Man tries watching a snippet of Fox News]

Not-Fan-Man:

I've tried it now, as you said,

But it's just not for my head.

I do not like Fox News, Sam-I-Am.

Sam-I-Am:

That's okay, to each their own.

Now you've tried, and your opinion's known.