The funniest civil war talk I have seen...
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...came from a Wisconsin Republican that had led an investigation into voter fraud in the state claiming that massive fraud had been committed to steal the election for Biden there. The investigation there turned up, of course, that there was no fraud so the guy got furious and began demanding there be a civil war to hand the country over to Trump. After a bit of promoting this nonsense and not really getting anywhere with it except getting agreement from morons on the internet, he ended up saying dejectedly that we could not have a civil war because his fellow Republicans were too lazy and that obesity is the biggest problem his would be civil war soldiers suffer from. So, getting them out on the streets to fight and kill Democrats without giving them burgers and bags of Oreos every 20 minutes was never going to be possible. He was literally whining that he could never have his civil war because people were too fat and lazy to fight it with him.
While I found his comments about desperately wanting a civil war because there was no voter fraud kind of sick, I admit I laughed at him whining about people not wanting to fight it with him due to their obesity and general lack of motivation. I was also reminded of the woman that someone got video of on January 6th crying that she could not believe she got maced while she was attempting to attack the capitol with people that intended to kill Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi. She was literally saying "Can't they see we are trying to have a revolution? Why would they mace us?"
I mean I do laugh at how dumb these people are. You could divert the entire revolution just by telling the MAGA morons that the MacDonalds on Elm was feeding Q warriors for free. They would all be in line with their rifles demanding their free Big Mac.
And here lies my issue, I do have this deep desire to infiltrate the MAGA/Q movement and start pranking the hell out of these people because they honestly will fall for anything. I don't know why more of this is not happening. I guess because people are concerned that these idiots are armed and they don't want to trigger them but damn, there could be some really hilarious moments.
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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...came from a Wisconsin Republican that had led an investigation into voter fraud in the state claiming that massive fraud had been committed to steal the election for Biden there. The investigation there turned up, of course, that there was no fraud so the guy got furious and began demanding there be a civil war to hand the country over to Trump. After a bit of promoting this nonsense and not really getting anywhere with it except getting agreement from morons on the internet, he ended up saying dejectedly that we could not have a civil war because his fellow Republicans were too lazy and that obesity is the biggest problem his would be civil war soldiers suffer from. So, getting them out on the streets to fight and kill Democrats without giving them burgers and bags of Oreos every 20 minutes was never going to be possible. He was literally whining that he could never have his civil war because people were too fat and lazy to fight it with him.
While I found his comments about desperately wanting a civil war because there was no voter fraud kind of sick, I admit I laughed at him whining about people not wanting to fight it with him due to their obesity and general lack of motivation. I was also reminded of the woman that someone got video of on January 6th crying that she could not believe she got maced while she was attempting to attack the capitol with people that intended to kill Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi. She was literally saying "Can't they see we are trying to have a revolution? Why would they mace us?"
I mean I do laugh at how dumb these people are. You could divert the entire revolution just by telling the MAGA morons that the MacDonalds on Elm was feeding Q warriors for free. They would all be in line with their rifles demanding their free Big Mac.
And here lies my issue, I do have this deep desire to infiltrate the MAGA/Q movement and start pranking the hell out of these people because they honestly will fall for anything. I don't know why more of this is not happening. I guess because people are concerned that these idiots are armed and they don't want to trigger them but damn, there could be some really hilarious moments.
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'The only way to avoid getting crushed by absurdity, is to humbly include the absurd in our calculations.'
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