I'm sure the visuals will be stunning...
You'll naked, painted blue, barely three feet tall, and swinging a tankard of ale. If I get to choose I will be dressed like John Wayne's cowboy pirate from True Grit and riding an angry flatulent rhinoceros with a laser gun in one hand and one of those nasty things they use to shoot microwaves at people so they can cook them from a distance of at least a mile.
There will be lots of screaming and lamenting on the plains of our filthy destiny!
You'll naked, painted blue, barely three feet tall, and swinging a tankard of ale. If I get to choose I will be dressed like John Wayne's cowboy pirate from True Grit and riding an angry flatulent rhinoceros with a laser gun in one hand and one of those nasty things they use to shoot microwaves at people so they can cook them from a distance of at least a mile.
There will be lots of screaming and lamenting on the plains of our filthy destiny!
